- Cop: Have you been drinking?
- Me: I been drankin'
- Cop: Surfbort
- Me: Surfbort
"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"
no offense but i want to set you on fire
how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.